Vivah- Ek Anokha" Bandhan"

In the last 15 days two people I was close to have got hooked for marriage matlab D day has been finalised . when I look at both cases both had a different approach and methodology in reaching this spot but what is strikingly similar is the reaction . Ek bhai hamara bilkul sant , ghar walo ne theek kar diya bande de kudi dekhi, kudi janch gayi sab final, aajkal phone pe lage rahte hain, bandhu ne too aajkal dhirubhai phone bhi kharid liya dedicated for "special purpose". Doosre bandhu stud the cool dude, the achiever with a long list of girls crooning over him. In bhai ne ladki dekhi groom ki ghar walo ko case forward kiya with a strong recommendation and bang the case is closed. Mujhe dono ne daaru pilayi that too single malt isliye my good wishes with both of them..

I am also under tremendous pressure to get married as I am fastly approaching the end of my best buy data and am about to complete the shelf life of bachelorhood. I asked both of them "doston how did you to know that its the time and you were ready to take the plunge" i swear I have never seen a more devilish and wicked smile in my life which came on both their faces when they replied bete sab pata chal jayega...I thought why this fuss about getting married I just tried to think ki kya change aayega..
Marriage will mean:
- planned expenditure, no longer just buying a bino costing 4 k
-no daaru daily, not even bi weekly, shayad week me ek din izazat mil jayegi
- going on shopping to buy matching curtains , doormat bed sheet -eeks
- no night out drinking with the boys
-being more sensitive ( I am yet to figure out what it means)
- savings , insurance and ....

So its not that hard I can do it but still the basic requirement is a girl and since all my 50 + attempts on different girls have been futile i have do it the losers way ghar wale dhoond denge. My sister suggested that we should run a classified add which says Male, short/dark/ unhandsome , insensitive can kill if disturbed and woken up against wish , mere doston ne bhi kahan hai they will suggest any girl "jisko mere jaisa banda chalta hai" . I am yet to decide mentally ki kya main ghar grihasthi ki gaddi chalane ko ready hoon..

So as my parents start the bahu finding mission am yet to come to terms with the reality